You Know You're From Iowa When...

I am from Iowa, and I'm proud of it. I think Iowa is one of the best places in the world and I love being back so close to it! But I stumbled across some fun "you know you're from Iowa when" sayings on a friend's blog and have now compiled a list of my own from various sources. If you're from Iowa, you'll probably relate to most of these:-) Have fun!

You Know You're From Iowa When...

• You measure distance in minutes
• Weather is 90% of your conversation
• Snow tires came standard on your car
• The top 5% of your graduation high school class went to Iowa State -- everyone else attended the U of I
• You have no problem spelling or pronouncing "Des Moines" or "Illinois"
  
• You know the answer to the question, "Is this Heaven?"
  
• Your school classes have been canceled because of cold
• You know what "uff-da" means and how to use it properly
• You know what "Amish Country" is
• You've licked frozen metal
• The only reason you go to Wisconsin or Missouri is to get fireworks (or Indiana:-)
  
• You wear shorts when it's 50 degrees out in March, but bundle up and complain in August when it goes below 60 degrees
• You carry jumper cables in your car
• You drink "pop"
• People from other states love to hear you say "Iowa" and other words with "Os" in them
• You know what "Hawks" and "Clones" are
• When someone says they are going out for dinner or supper, you know which meal they are talking about
• You know what "cow tipping" is (and that it actually isn't possible)
• You learned to drive when you were 10
• You know what a Maid-Rite is and know they cannot be served with ketchup
• You say "cattywampus" instead of "kitty-corner"
• You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day
• Detassling was your first job
• All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit or vegetable
• You're think people are idiots who say: "You grow great potatoes there."
• You consider being called a "Pork Queen" an honor
• During a storm you check the cattle before you check the kids. (Dad!)
• There's a tornado warning and the whole town is outside watching for it. (what else would you be doing?!)
  
• The local gas station sells live bait.
• You're on a first name basis with the county sheriff. (Dad again...)
• You can eat an ear of corn with no utensils in under 20 seconds.
• Vacation means driving through the Amanas or going to Adventureland
• You've ever been on a "Geode Hunt"
• You have at least 10 recipes for ground beef. At least 10. (Mom: "Of course!")
• You're concerned about the rates of corn growth in Illinois as compared to that of Iowa's.
• Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.
• You know what's knee-high by the Fourth of July.
• Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
• You find -20 degrees "a little chilly"
• You know if another Iowan is from southern, middle or northern Iowa as soon as they open their mouth.
• You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching.
• Directions are given using "the" stoplight as a reference
And my all-time favorite...

• You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked

I Love Our Church!

Stephen and I just returned from church, and my heart is so full! It is so wonderful to be a part of God’s family, to have that common bond with people you’ve never met before. It’s amazing to see how God is working in so many people’s lives, and how that ends up working into your own life, so you can build up and encourage each other in the Lord.

We recently started going to Covenant Presbyterian Church. That decision was very difficult for me, quite honestly. Growing up, I had a fairly narrow view of Christianity, and I honestly didn’t think you found many true Christians outside of Evangelical Free or Baptist churches.

Then I came to the beautiful truths of Reformed Theology. And oh, they are beautiful! My God is so much bigger, so much more powerful, so much more lovely than He ever was before! The comfort I find in a God of complete Sovereignty is inexplicably wonderful. But what was I going to do with these views? The Reformed Theology was not accepted in my home denominations or within my family. I went through a period of intense struggle between what I believed the Bible was saying, and what I wanted my family and friends to think of me. But the more we thought about it, the more we realized “You know what? We are Reformed. That’s what we believe the Bible Teaches. Therefore, we should be attending a Reformed Church!” I was still trying to be who my parents and family were. We wanted to remain in the “safety” of Baptist or E-Free churches—what we grew up with, what we knew, where our parents were at! But the Lord had other plans. So when we finally accepted that, we sought out a solid Reformed Church. And yes, there are a few of them out there;-)

I had been studying the Church Seasons and longed to begin observing them and learning from their significance. I had my heart set on observing Lent and attending an Ash Wednesday service, seeing these things for what they are—a time to focus on Christ and grow deeper in Him. Not for what I’d always seen them—associated with “liberalism” or empty tradition. For some reason, I’m really not sure why, I began looking for Presbyterian Churches in the area. I researched the denomination, the history, and the fact that we wanted to attend a Presbyterian Church of America—they’re the solid ones here! That’s when we found Covenant. We went for the first time in February, loved it, and decided to stay.

With that background, we went to church again this morning. I was again refreshed and awed by seeing something that can become as “normal” as worship done in a slightly different way. One of my favorite things that our church practices is The Lord’s Supper. Instead of passing a plate around, we all rise and go forward to receive the elements and then sit back down and take them together. As we near the pastors, holding the bread and the wine, we reach to take ours, and the pastor or elder looks us in the eye, and with a smile, says, “The body of Christ has been broken for you,” and “the blood of Christ has been spilt for you.” Wow! Something in my heart awakens at that point and wants to burst with joy at the reality of what my Savior has done for me, and the body of Christ now alive in his Church!

After church, we attended our Sunday School class, which is a Covenant Life Class, where we learn about the church, what it believes, and how to get involved. There’s something about that church that just makes me come alive. The only other church that has had that affect on me was Saylorville, in Ankeny. I miss that church! You can just sense the Holy Spirit! The past few weeks we’ve been meeting people in the class and talking with the pastors and have just been surprised over and over again at how genuine everyone is. They are so sincere in their joy to see us again, their concern to help us get involved, to invite us over, their desire to get to know us and see us again. We always feel so incredibly loved—and like God reached down and gave us a big hug:-)

Today we had a lunch afterwards and we stayed for almost two hours, talking to the new people we had met. Some were older, some were the same age. Some had just passed through the stage of life where we were at. Others were still in it. We really connected and had wonderful conversations about how good God is, and what He’s done in our lives.

And now we have to leave. For three months we will be doing Stephen’s internship in the Quad Cities. I have an ache in my heart to leave these people already. Three months is a long time to be away, and I hope they don’t forget us. We’ve exchanged e-mails and we are looking forward to getting together again when we get back. But I am always amazed at God’s goodness. I may be far away from my physical family here in Chicago, but I’m never far away from God’s family! And they are everywhere! Even where you might think you’d never find them;-)